Hour 3: Best Excuses
The Jesse Kelly Show
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Some of the best ways to get out of parties you don't want to go to. Lifelong mistakes. Jesse's headlice. The system's lies powerful enough to break the strongest warriors.
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| 0:00.0 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:24.2 | We're going to get back to your wonderful excuses. |
| 0:27.4 | The best excuses you've ever used to get out of something, but I've got to go over just |
| 0:32.2 | a couple things here real quick. |
| 0:34.4 | Now, I've used this theory a lot on the show. |
| 0:39.4 | Long time listeners are going to roll their eyes when they hear me bring it up, but the |
| 0:44.2 | pace the show is growing means I always need to keep everyone updated on the goons on's. |
| 0:49.6 | So here's a stupid theory that I use a lot or a stupid analogy I use a lot, but it is |
| 0:55.1 | 100% true. |
| 0:57.1 | I call it the sky is green theory. |
| 1:00.6 | Now you as a country, America, every country is like this, but let's focus on us. |
| 1:05.9 | As a country, you have pillars that hold your nation up. |
| 1:11.6 | Think of your nation as a gigantic platform. |
| 1:13.9 | It's the big flat platform. |
| 1:16.2 | And there are pillars that hold it up. |
| 1:19.0 | And most nations, their pillars are similar, meaning what are the pillars? |
| 1:23.6 | Well, your religion is always going to be one of those pillars. |
| 1:26.2 | Well, inevitably, the religion will be a pillar. |
| 1:28.9 | The media, how information is given out in America, that's a big pillar, entertainment, |
| 1:33.4 | that's a pillar. |
| 1:34.4 | The government itself is a pillar, education system is a pillar. |
| 1:37.8 | These are cultural pillars. |
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