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The Jesse Kelly Show

Hour 3: Be On Time

The Jesse Kelly Show

iHeartPodcasts

News Commentary, Politics, News

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Nothing bothers Jesse more than someone who is perpetually late. Cinnamon buns with chili. Beef tenderloin marinade. We still have no accountability over the Afghanistan withdrawal. A civil war or an invasion?

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0:00.0

One, two, okay, let's start with cool driving sounds, dramatic music, a woman whispers, and then a ho-

0:09.0

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0:26.0

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0:30.0

Give me food, give me fire, give me devil jatazaa!

0:44.0

It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show playing hurt,

0:50.0

but playing well out here. What Chris? Again, look, it's been a great

0:56.0

I stocked it Jesse Friday. We have a recall though, just a heads up for you,

1:01.0

although it's only for Australia, so you probably don't care.

1:04.0

Recall expanded after hallucinogenic spinach seconds more than 50.

1:11.0

How does, how does spinach create hallucination?

1:17.0

I don't understand Chris. What am I asking you for? You're not a drug guy.

1:22.0

We need, you know what we need on the show. We need a drug guy, like a drug dealer

1:27.0

of some kind. Not, that's what we can buy drugs from him, so we can get more in the know,

1:31.0

so we can get more in the know about this stuff. Chris, see if you can go find us a drug dealer

1:35.0

somewhere this weekend. Jesse, every year we host family gatherings

1:39.0

for the holidays at my house. My wife's whole family is notoriously late,

1:43.0

it's so bad they make jokes about their tardiness, drives me nuts, so I told the wife

1:47.0

that this year if we say we're eating it noon, we eat it noon, period,

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