This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

It is the Jesse Kelly show.

Final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a Monday.

And there's no possible chance I'm going to get to everything I want to get to this hour.

Don't shake your head.

Chris, it's not my fault.

The news is coming at me fast.

And as a journalist, I have to explain exactly what's going on.

I'm kidding.

Of course, I'm not a journalist, but there's a lot.

So I'm going to deal with the auto pen thing. We'll touch on the Democrats being in disarray. I haven't even gotten to the Putin-Uk-File thing. I'm going to touch that yet either. That came a couple hours to now.

I have emails. I have one more story. I have to

get off my chest. I'm just never going to get to all of it. So as promised, let's talk about what Trump said

today because I have to be Daddy Jesse again. And I'm sorry. This is my least favorite Jesse, right? I want to be happy,

Jesse. Foodie Jesse. White trash, Jesse. History, Jesse. Daddy, Jesse, is my least favorite Jesse,

and it's your least favorite Jesse. But the problem is America doesn't have enough fathers.

And a lot of the ones we do have are pretty worthless.

And so as a result of that, the country is overly emotional.

They're prone to get whipped up into a frenzy because we are dadless, fatherless.

And what you need is a father like I had that will come in and ruin all of your fun

in order to get you back where you need to be and focused.

You can be caught up in all.

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