Hour 3: Aunt Peggys Rescue Dog
The Jesse Kelly Show
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
The liberal white woman’s rescue dog. Why do we never get our extra sauces. What are we doing for the FBI whistleblowers. Running out of patience. There’s never been a grateful communist.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Clay, if there was a summer camp for critical thinking, we'd be the chief counselors. |
| 0:04.9 | Those jellyheads in June would be intellectual warriors by August. |
| 0:09.2 | Be a lot of fun, too. |
| 0:10.5 | Some Bill and Ted's excellent adventure references thrown in. |
| 0:13.6 | This podcast, like a daily dose of that, minus the campfires, archery, and pranking the girls. |
| 0:19.1 | The bona fide boot camp for critical thinking you can get in on it for free at the |
| 0:24.1 | I-Heart radio app or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:27.2 | Just search our names, play and balk, listen, and subscribe. This is the Jesse Kelly Show. |
| 0:44.6 | It is the Jesse Kelly Show final hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a wonderful Tuesday. |
| 0:51.9 | And I'll get to this kind of foreign policy stuff with the putt and everything |
| 0:56.6 | else in just a few minutes. There are a few things I need to do first. First of all, I played a little bit of it last hour, |
| 1:07.5 | but I realized I cheated everybody by laughing too hard and cutting off the clip. |
| 1:14.0 | And I need some humor in my life. |
| 1:15.7 | Don't you have days where you need humor in your life? |
| 1:17.9 | I'll be honest with you. |
| 1:20.1 | I'm in a terrible mood today. |
| 1:22.1 | Maybe you can't tell because my mood got significantly better about the time the show started. |
| 1:26.6 | You put me in a good mood. |
| 1:27.8 | I enjoy. I have fun with you. But I woke up this morning and I did something that I've been |
| 1:36.5 | really good about that I haven't done in a long time. I went and got breakfast tacos. I've been |
| 1:42.4 | eating healthier for breakfast. But this morning I got breakfast tacos and I have not got breakfast tacos. I've been eating healthier for breakfast. |
| 1:46.2 | But this morning I got breakfast tacos. |
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