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Oh, what's going on, everybody?

So comparing punishments, always a little bit tricky.

Sometimes people screw it up.

I'll give you a couple examples as to how and why.

Feel free to hit us up, 87799 on Fox.

That is your phone number.

I'll get to the phones here momentarily.

But I'll throw out a couple of thoughts here first.

So it got me thinking because Eddie Garcia, this was a little bit earlier in the show.

He mentioned that there is a Deshawn Watson news story.

It doesn't stop.

Keeps churning.

So the report is that Deshaun would be willing to accept the punishment of an eight-game suspension and a $5 million fine.

And so it just got me thinking because there are oftentimes comparisons when it comes to punishments over here.

You might be hearing, and you might actually be one of the people talking about this,

the comparisons between Deshawn Watson,

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