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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 3- Ally Tries to Give Blood, Don't Be a Dick and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.5

This is the world famous K-Rock.

0:34.3

Or the advice from 626 on the text line that says Vanessa can just sell that Colombian

0:38.6

Bam Bam for her World Cup ticket. No, we're not going to have her resort to that. We've got lots to get to this hour. Good morning. Welcome to your Monday. If you're feeling sluggish, hungover. We get it. It was one of those weekends. Just are a lot of stuff going on. We are in the middle of the busiest time of the year right now.

0:54.6

Over the weekend, I mean, just the shows I can remember things that people were at. Every venue had something going on from so far to, obviously, the Rose Bowl, and then there were games all over the place. That's good. That's all I got. You're out. All over the place. All over the place.

1:11.5

Hollywood boys.

1:12.8

Every time I drove by a venue, there was a crowd of people outside. Oh, is that what the venues do? That's whole things? Hold things. Oh, events, huh? We're a full event time. Wow. How about that? Full sports mode, full music mode. full clown mode with Jake and his creepy clowns.

1:28.0

Everything was going on this weekend.

1:29.2

So here we are recovering together on Monday.

1:31.3

Once again, reminder, you're listening for us to play back-to-back Lincoln Park songs, a block of Lincoln Park that will get you tickets to their soldout show. And we've got other stuff to give you this hour as well. We'll take a deep dive into Jake's Journal. Haven't done that in a while. and Allie likes to brag that she is a hero.

2:01.1

But in a moment, you're going to find out why she is not a hero at all. I'm still doing something heroic. I try. Not a hero. Kay Rock, Linelli's show, they say not all heroes wear capes. In this particular case, Ali is wearing a sleeveless shirt,

2:06.8

but she's still not a hero. Well, I do believe inside I still am a hero, and I tried to do something heroic, and just because I couldn't doesn't mean I am not a hero. All of the many

2:11.3

non-heroic things, excuse me, heroic things I've attempted to do that turned out to be

2:15.2

not heroic, you guys gave me tons of crap for

2:17.5

and said that attempting to be a hero does not make you a hero. As you know, I have been for many

2:23.5

years a blood hero because unlike you, Klein, I have that precious Oneegg blood. I am a universal

2:30.7

blood donor, which means that my blood is much more valuable than yours. I don't know. What are you just a regular O positive? I don't even know my blood type. We could have the same. You don't know your blood type? You're blood flexing right now, and I have no idea. I can have the same as you. Well, they know what mine is because they want it. They call me. They're thirsty all the time for my blood. Last time I gave blood, they were like, hey, we love you? Why don't you do a double donation? We want two pints of your blood. Double donation? I don't think that's a good idea. It was terrible. It was really hard for me to recover after that. It took me a full week to get my movement back, but they needed it and they wanted it. And because I am a universal donor, they want my blood all the time. Are you getting anything in return out of this deal? Heroes don't do things for prizes, Omar. I heard this weekend they were giving away Snoopy shirts or something. I don't care about the shirts. I just want to help people. So you didn't take anything from the table? No, I have like cookies and stuff

3:25.3

after they because I'm supposed to. Right. How many, you're probably, how many bags you're throwing your purse for the right home? Well, they don't, well, in this case, I got none because they turned me away. Not so popular anymore, are you? So they call, they call like every week or whatever, and they're like, hey, and I'm like, hey, not a good time, whatever.

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