HOUR 3- Ally's Celebrity Birthday Wishes, A Water Sommelier and MORR

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:30.9	Is the world famous J.Rong?
0:34.7	Not just any Friday.
0:37.0	Ali's birthday Friday. Text line, a lot of messages coming through.
0:40.8	I just wanted to say shout out to Ali for not only coming in on her birthday, but coming
0:45.3	in on a Friday, something Klein rarely does.
0:48.1	Oh, come on, that's a cheap shot.
0:50.2	That's a cheap shot, and it's only accurate, maybe twice a month.
0:55.0	It's been accurate, maybe twice in 20 years doing radio.
0:58.0	Let me say hi to Clark 20, give you some good news right now if you'd like to take a little trip to London on our dime and see my chemical romance.
1:07.0	That is the grand prize, the consolation prize, still pretty sweet.
1:10.0	Even if you don't make it off the standby boarding list, you still will get to see them at the Hollywood Bowl in October good morning Anna
1:15.6	hi good morning you are the 20th caller at this exact moment yay thank you you are very welcome it's our day enjoy sharing this present withie. And if you'd like to bring her as your plus one, that is your choice. But I would recommend against it. You will be at the Hollywood Bowl show for sure. And we will hopefully call you back on Monday. Give you the great news that you'll be traveling to London to see them again, all right? Hopefully, hopefully. Thank you so much. That's all part of Krox Mile High Club. More chances to win again at noon, three and six today. And then I guess on Monday we give that trip away and probably tell you maybe who you'll be seeing next and where he'll be going. So get your passport covered in stamps with memories that will last a lifetime. This hour on the show, we have one of Ali's birthday surprises ready.
2:02.1	This is something that only you would probably care about, Ali.
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