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Looking for caller 20 right now. Get your name on a standby boarding list so we can send you to England for Reading Festival with Somber and all you have to do is be the 20th caller. No skills needed other than calling. And I know it's annoying to have to actually call human and hear a busy signal, which no one seems to get anymore. It's weird to talk to a human and not a robot.

But that's what we do.

Those are the hoops we make you jump through if you want to win this amazing trip. 310 wanted to let us know that they recently picked up a $3,000 door dash order yesterday from Sephora. $3,000? How much stuff is that? Is that the whole store? That do you think, Vanessa? Four or five things? That seems crazy. I don't understand. I mean, I know that, like, why are people robbing banks and stuff when they could just be robin Sephora? But you know what happens is even with makeup? Like, my makeup has gotten very, like, I need to replace half my makeup, and I don't want because I know I'm going to have to spend a ton of money and support. I think whatever you're using is probably the counterfeit stuff because it ain't working. So I don't know where you're getting yours, but it's... I get mad if it's not counterfeit. What is this real? Take it back. Lots to get into this hour, including Johnny will be working on some of his material for the big live stand-up show.

He'll be doing today. Take it back. Lots to get into this hour, including Johnny will be working on some of his material for the big live stand-up show.

He'll be doing tomorrow night.

24 hours away from his first ever stand-up gig, five minutes before Jake's comedy show.

And he has not been spending enough time working on his material because he's been so concerned about his testosterone count and yesterday he got

called out for lying to people and boy there's been

heated calls about this. Dude, what a

burn man! Johnny got

caught with his pants down and he's got a

small yam bag.

Dude, you got burned bag.

You got the

you got the freaking

listeners of the show.

We're going to have your back, dude.

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