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I don't know how much snow we got, but it's probably close to 18 to 20 inches.

It was a blizzard, a blizzard. It's one of those where you go. And my wife said this to me last night. She goes, I hope this isn't one of those where they say it's going to be a blizzard and it's not. I said, so you're rooting for the blizzard? And she said, yeah, you know, because there's this big buildup. One of the local weather guys said, this is my Super Bowl.

I'm going, all right, and they eat this up.

Live local, late-breaking, Super Doppler radar,

and they are going to tell you about this, Wal-to-Wall.

All things canceled.

Yes, Eden.

When I left the hotel this morning, the news station was in the parking line.

I thought, oh, I'm in the right spot.

Oh, boy.

We did reach out to Jim Cantoria, the Weather Channel.

We thought maybe if he wanted to do a weather update a live shot, as they say, from our parking lot that we were going to give him the whole parking lot.

Yes, Paulie.

Dan, a blizzard has a definition.

It's a severe winter storm, high intensity conditions for at least three consecutive hours,

sustained winds or frequent gusts 35 miles per hour or more.

Invisibility, less than a half a mile, less than a quarter mile at times.

Nothing about the accumulation of snow. No, that's actually not part of it. It's more about the,

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