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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

This is the world famous Shay Rock.

Good morning.

Welcome to your brand new week.

Think of the possibilities that sit in front of you over these next five days. First full week of June. Welcome to it. We are Klein-A-Lie show on K-Rock. Nice to meet you if you're a new listener. Or perhaps just back for more. My name's Klein. That is Ali. Hello. That's DJ Omer Khan there, the audio sniper. Jake Zy nerds. What's up? Postmaster Johnny in the back taking your calls at 800520167. And producer Vanessa, fresh off of her weekend at Pride. It's funny on Friday, we're trying to figure out who could go over to WeHo Pride to get some audio for the show. And every, an alley, you know, as the lesbian, should have been the one to raise her hand, but she's like, I'm not going. I didn't say I wasn't playing. It was that all of a sudden, we hope pride was happening. I didn't even have a chance to adjust to the fact that it's June. Everything needs to happen a little later. Give us a minute. But the reality is that you messed up when you booked your campsite because you thought that this weekend that we just had was Memorial Day weekend. So you were, you were off on that. So this goes, dates back to many, many mistakes you've made over the course of a few weeks leading up. I thought I had gotten a steal. I was like, oh my God, I found a campsite on Memorial Day weekend. This is incredible. And I procrastinated.

I didn't really do it that far in advance. This is great. And then I realized that that's not Memorial Day weekend. It was the weekend before. So Allie couldn't go. So then there was a discussion as to who would be the best person to go to pride. And Vanessa went and said, I'm too tired guys. I'm not going to be able to do it. And then Johnny was like, I'm not gay.

Yeah, Johnny goes, I'm not gay. I can't go.

And we're like, all right too tired guys. I'm not going to be able to do it. And Johnny was like, I'm not gay.

Yeah, Johnny goes, I'm not gay.

I can't go.

And we're like, all right, he makes a good point as well.

So, and Johnny would have been, yeah, he would have been eaten up there. I mean, they would have loved him. Oh, my God. Yeah, part otter, part twink, part power bottom, part trap-off.

Stay out of my way for the gays.

Let this hetero know that this month is for the gays.

I'm going to stay in the background and do my thing.

Yeah. Power bottom, part of my way for the gays. Let this hetero know that this month is for the gays.

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