New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K-Rock.

What an hour to be alive and welcome to your K-Rock.

It is just after 8 o'clock on a Wednesday.

If that is news to you, then you gotta go ahead and figure it out.

Here's what we got for you this hour, the return of the dank tank, turning ideas into profit, our money up for grabs, but also tickets for you to go.

Field of Dreams, Petco Park, San Diego, Sublime, Slightly Stupid, and I have a feeling a lot of secondhand smoke there as well. So if you are ready to win the Dank Tank, just go ahead and think of your best idea and bring them to us when we open up the floodgates for your tank ideas a little bit later on this hour. We'll make that happen for you.

Later today, if you would like to join us for Petty Claims Court, you're dealing with a petty argument, disagreement with a co-worker, a roommate, a significant other. We do have an open spot for Petty Claims Court later today. If you'd like to join us and need us to solve your problems with a jury of your peers, you can reach out to Vanessa either DM us,

Klein Alley Show,

or you can call 8005206017.

If you're new to the show, nice to meet you.

My name's Klein, that's Ali.

Morning, I don't have lies.

There's a DJ Omar Khan over there.

Jake Z. Nerd.

I don't have lies either.

He's got ants.

Then you got the Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa taking them calls at 800520167.

We got lots and lots to get into this hour.

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