All right, hell of a job by our intrepid update man, Jeremy Otto.

Guy gets more ass than a toilet seat.

All right, let's get to, he's got seven kids, Kenny.

I mean, my God, he could fill a bus.

So listen, it's a day that ends in why, you know Otto agrees.

All right, so let's...

I can't look at you right now.

Listen, I'm the one who booked your bet for this Red Wings game tonight.

I'm excited.

They're not going to be down to it at the end of one.

Otherwise, I owe this whole crew lunch tomorrow.

Now, listen, I want to offer a piece of hope while discussing what's happened.

Is that fair?

So I'm going to give you a little positive and a little negative, and it should all come out in the wash.

Now, I'm going to ask you, as we sit here today, what is today's day?

It is April 2nd. Yes, which means it's not March. So I'm going to offer you, courtesy, of the

Paul Serra 305 Dallet Research Center. I'm going to offer you, courtesy of the Paul Serra 305 Dallet Research Center.

I'm going to offer you positivity about it not being March anymore.

Go to hell.

That's a good fitting.

That is the worst song ever recorded.

Now, please.

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