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This is the world famous K. Rock.

Good morning.

Welcome to your weekend.

And God, it's Friday.

Friday, Super Friday. Before a big game Sunday. We'll have to be a weekend. Thank God it. Friday.

Friday, Super Friday before a big game Sunday. We are a Klein Alley show on K Rock. Jake's all excited, although he shouldn't be if he looks at his go-fund me, which is... Oh, $568. It's moving in the right direction. 10%. Very slowly. he's got to make his decision by end of show today if he plans on getting his car and driving

to the big game. So if you want to be a part of that, you're more than welcome to, but we are not endorsing it or condoning it in any way, shape, or form. No, 25 people so far have wasted their money on this. Jeez, goddamn shame. We got lots happening. Lots going on this hour on the show.

And in less than an hour, we'll get you on a standby boarding list so you can go to C-turnstile in Lisbon, Portugal.

I think that people would argue that in your life, you have certain milestones you accomplish.

And Ali claims that her son, her four-year-old son, has just reached a major milestone.

A milestone that your kids reached, I think, at the age of one or two.

And he, I believe, said his first bad word ever, his first swear word.

First swear word, and it is a good one.

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