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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous K.Rock.
0:35.6	Choose your own adventure morning show here at K. Rock just after 8 o'clock.
0:39.1	Is this what you choose? It's not what I chose, but it's the life that I've been given with,
0:43.2	Ali. And yes, as you guys had an intervention on me about a week ago, and who knew the
0:47.9	intervention would be more of a mush? He said, Klein, everyone came into the new year with
0:52.2	hopes and dreams and goals and feeling good and rested.
0:56.6	And then for some reason, your 2026 has not started out great.
1:01.0	No, you had a botched surgery that left you with a pig nose.
1:04.9	Yes, but that is supposedly temporary.
1:07.6	I did find out yesterday that I've been terminated from this company. Your wife has broken her wrist. Wife broke her wrist. That's true. And now her car has been stolen. Lice came back. Lice outbreak in the family. I think there was a solid two months of lice. Lice, right. A leak in your home. Oh, that's right. A big leak. All of the plagues are happening upon us. You're not sure. You have to move. Something's happening. And your favorite foods are Dunzo too. Pizza went away. And what are the odds of that? For the first time in the history of the world, pizza is declining in popularity, which has never happened before. So do you think that this is, you know, everyone hits their bottom? Do you think that this is your bottom where you need to just make a change or rethink your life?
1:46.1	Or are you just going to keep on plugging away?
1:48.5	I think this could be, this could be my rock bottom.
1:53.8	Could be?
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