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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Unload Goat, Mom Guilt and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. This is the world famous K-Rock. Hell yeah, just after 8 o'clock. On a Tuesday morning, we are Clown Alley show K-Rox streaming live on YouTube. Don't believe us? Check it out. K-Rox YouTube. Thanks for following along, subscribing, smashing that like button and everything else you do to help us to hashtag grow the show. Lots to get into this hour and next hour and summer hours including unloading goat together some

0:56.7

fascinating calls on the goat line including someone who claims alley that we have officially

1:01.1

ruined their life but it's not the first time that we've been accused of it but listen to this because

1:06.0

we'll get to the message in its entirety in a few moments hey guys roseers. I just need to tell you how you kind of ruined my life. A lot of messages have started that way, and we will figure out what we did to ruin that guy's life. At least we got a kind of. Kind of. Last time it was someone that was listening to the show and got called into HR in their office. I think lost their job because they were quoting the show and out of context things sometimes don't land right. I think he had said Diddy great guy like Diddy? Oh that's what I was. And that did not go well in the workplace. That's right. He had a meeting with HR because he kept going around saying Diddy, great guy like Diddy? He's innocent. That he's got to explain. That's just something some dumb guy on some dumb radio show said. Speaking of canceled celebrities, though, a lot of requests now on the text line for Vanessa to do a Cosby impression. She's going to do the whole cast tomorrow. They're going to get her to do all of them. Cockroach, all of them. Get ready, Vanessa. Study up on the Cosby show. It's going to be great.

2:01.5

This hour, we will get into your clickbait.

2:04.1

We will get into your tickets.

2:05.6

And we will continue to receive your many submissions for Park Week, which is happening right now.

2:10.8

As we shame the worst parkers in the world, which apparently all gravitate towards Southern California.

2:15.8

But let me say how to call it 20 right now and make their day instantly better.

2:18.6

Let's go ahead and say good morning to Becca.

2:21.5

Oh, my God.

2:23.5

Oh, my God.

2:24.3

What?

2:26.3

Hello.

2:27.3

Hi.

2:29.3

Hi.

2:29.8

Oh, my God.

2:30.2

I've been trying to win stuff since I was a little kid on Khorpe.

2:33.4

Well.

3:24.6

You've never won anything? No, I've never made it through. What a way to start. We got so many of these tickets to give out that people just get in the habit of dialing and save this number in your phone. You're going to need it. Becca put her entire life behind. She could have spent that time learning a new language, learning coding, could have learned AI. She could be a billionaire, but she spent all that time just trying to win a contest. And now it's finally paying off for you. Tickets to Dodger Stadium for Mike Mee. Congratulations. They're yours. I may not think he's much. Was it worth the wait? No. Oh. Yes. Oh, yes. Good. We'll go with that. That was a good impression, thank you. I do a great Becca. All right, hold on Becca. Congratulations. More MyCamp tickets coming up all show and all week long. We get back in a second and unload goat together figure out how we ruin someone's life now. Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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