Mr. New York, Mark Simone, on W.O.R.

Well, we've got lots to get to.

We'll get to the silly Michael Bloomberg campaign.

We'll get to the royal family.

What is the actual royal family duties?

We'll get to Harvey and more.

So, Michael Bloomberg has finally hit the campaign trail.

Now, he's got a couple of problems.

One, he is the drabous most boring speaker in the world.

So first round was TV commercials where he doesn't talk.

They get an announcer with a great voice to do all the talking.

That way it sounds impressive, authoritative,

and that way you don't have to hear his

silly little whiny voice. So they spent 165 million on these TV commercials, but at some point

he's going to have to talk. So he's avoiding Iowa where he can't win. He's avoiding New Hampshire

where he can't win. He's planning on maybe starting on Super Tuesday, but what he's doing right now,

he's going out, testing out,

campaigning and speaking.

He's in Minnesota.

He's in places where there's no primary at the moment.

Just a little tryout places.

And he's trying out his speeches.

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