Just don't eat nine hot dogs and drink nine beers before you go dancing with Rico.

All right.

The telephone number is 248, 539, 9797.

Earlier today, Bob Nightingale, one of the really good insiders that covers the sport.

You know, there's Ken Rosenthal, Jason Stark, Jeff Passing,

and Nightgale's right up there.

So there's usually some validity to what he says.

And Bob Nightingale tweeted out that the Tigers are serious suitors for Guineosaurus,

who we will see at Camarica Park the next three days.

And he says the tigers would like to get something done before he leaves town.

So here's some scenarios that have been thrown out there by, you know,

Evan Petzold as well.

Tigers acquire Suarez,

Diamondbacks acquire right-in-a-pitcher Troy Melton,

who we saw make his debut the other day, and catcher.

Supposed he's in Rieching tonight, too, I believe.

In Enrique Jimenez, their 14th prospect.

Melton is their sixth prospect, but not ranked in Major League Baseball's top 100.

Rico, would you make that trade?

Yeah, I would make that trade.

The only problem is it sounds too good to be true.

But yes, if that's all it takes, you get to hold on to your prize possessions that Scott

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