New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

San Bernardino International Airport.

When airports smell great.

This is the world famous K. Rock.

Welcome to your weekend.

Welcome to your Friday.

We are a Klein Alley show on K Rock,

Pline Alley show Sans Alley, but you wouldn't even know she's not here, because if you're watching on YouTube right now, it appears that she's sitting in the very chair. She sits in every single day. And if you're listening on the radio now, You just need a little Allie in your life.

Omar's got the ability to do that with all of this fine technology.

We have at KRAC.

That's right, Dally.

How you been?

Everything good?

No. in your life. Omar's got the ability to do that with all of this fine technology we have at KRAC.

That's right, Daly. How you been? Everything good?

No.

Okay, great. That's just like we're talking in real life. Are you getting pregnant right now?

Totally. Oh, good. All right, well, that's good. Don't mush it by saying anything that's going to interfere with the goal here. But the goal is that today's the day that you are having the embryo, second shot at it. First shot was a total fail. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. You failed terribly, and we don't blame you and your wonky womb. No way. No, no. But today is the day that we put the, or we don't put the doctors or nurses put it inside of you. And this is not your strongest embryo, but it's a level B embryo. So if you've ever eaten at a restaurant that has a big bee in the window, you know how you're feeling when you sit down. Ali's getting one of those bees put inside of her as we speak. So sending you good vibes. and Vanessa, go ahead and send Allie a little bit of love. I know you do that from your room. There she is. She's waving her fingers at the microphone, which is not translating on the radio. But okay, I'm sure it's useful. Anything else, Allie, you'd like to say before we move on with the show? I'm just a dumb white lady. All right. just like you're here. We're all thinking the same thing, by the way. A lot of people on the text line and on the goat line are saying that if this doesn't work, one of us has to step up and just impregnate Allie to move on with the storyline. So take a listen to this. This woman's got some good. This woman's got some interesting theories.

Ali's gone so woo-woo that she's doing some juju for Jake to lose his life force in order to get herself some extra life force.

Also, Ali, why don't you just have sex with Klein? We all know the tension has been stronger, and now Klein is

seeing you his meat every day. I've given her a lot of meat. Over $100 worth of meat every

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