Hey, Bay Area. Good morning. Coffee, please.

Wake up with Sarah and Vinny.

This is amazing.

Every morning on Alice. 973.

Alice 973, Sarah and Vinny, Alice's morning show.

Sarah's out. Mason's in. We're still here live doing a show for you.

Today's weather is a mixed bag. We've got blue skies overhead in downtown San Francisco.

You might see clouds, partly cloudy, high of 70, and it's snowing in Tahoe. I don't know what this is so

weird. Mason's got trash for us. Yes, but first I got to remind you that we've got Fred Armisen

tickets on the way. I just got to be listening at 8 a.m.

for that cue to call. The number if you want to write it down now for ahead of time, it's 800, 400,

3697. And if you were caller number nine, you want a pair of tickets to see Mr. Fred Armisen on

October 27th at the Castro Theater, all courtesy of another planet. And that's not now.

That's at 805.

That's at 805.

So in about an hour, exactly an hour, actually.

All right.

Let's get to selling your virginity, shall we?

Do you have a number for that in your head?

Well, I do think that when you, so the tease that you gave us going into commercials or whatever was,

there's a only fans, a famous only fans persons who's been offered money for her virginity.

Correct.

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