HOUR 2- The Dank Tank, Klein Starts Trippin and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
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| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous Hay Rock. I may have accidentally taken the 200 milligrams of magic. I didn't get crap. |
| 0:38.1 | I didn't come in there and take another one. |
| 0:39.5 | Yeah, come in here and take another one. You have another gummy. Oh, bad idea, Jake. We actually thought about putting the gummy bowl. Some of them are slow burns. It's a gummy roulette day, 420. We're all eating mystery gummies, and they're ranging all over the place from... Jake, take two. Jake, come on in here. Why don't you finish the bowl? |
| 0:53.7 | Some people are doing this at home as well. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, great. We, come on in here. Why don't you finish the bowl? Some people are doing this at home as well. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh, great. We can't condone that, of course, obviously. Don't condone any, unless it's for medical reasons, of course, or scientific reasons. Jake's grabbing a big square gummy. Oh, that's a good one. Vanessa thinks she knows what that is. I like Vanessa's trying to monitor the situation. Clearly she has no idea what's happening. |
| 1:11.0 | Jake's just eating the big gummy square. |
| 1:12.8 | Oh, you want big gummy square. |
| 1:14.2 | I was scared about. I like Vanessa's trying to monitor the situation. Clearly she has no idea what's happening. |
| 2:34.9 | Jake's just eating the big gummy square. Oh, you want big gummy square. I was scared of that one. Well, I just think that's because Jake's hungry. I think he just went for the biggest one. It tastes terrible? He doesn't like the taste. Why is Jake barefoot, by the way? He's always barefoot. He's got them puffers out. When you got the, you know, when you are the proud owner of Jar Jar Pinks or whatever we call his stupid toe, Toby won Canovi. He wants to show it off as many people as possible. Oh my God, you should have seen us navigating how to handle his clothes over the weekend. I was like, I don't want to bring these into the house. What do you mean? Apparently, Ali, I don't know. I don't know. give off that that much thing. I don't want to start a fight now because you just took a bunch of gummies and we're a feel good day today. We've got to give away this trip in a moment to Japan. But your bag of clothes that you brought Ali to wear to Coachella, her wife refused to let them in the hotel. In the hotel. That's hilarious. He kept them in the car. Because they made the room smell so much like you. You don't understand. That smells good. Your natural musk is a terrible smell. Look, she did say that the patchouli smell or whatever was nice and relaxing, but that she didn't want it in her space. So I didn't bring it into a house. I left in the car. and then once we got to the hotel, I was not allowed to bring it into the hotel. It's still in my car. But it smelled nice. She said it wasn't terrible. When you rock the Jake outfit, did you watch the clothes first or no? No, I think I made them better by wearing them. So I think they smell better now that I've worn them. |
| 2:51.0 | You know, keep on, I'm a guy that one time I had to wear Jake's t-shirt after he did 75 push-ups, and the shirt was soaking wet. Yeah, and I didn't have time to wash anything because when he brought it in, that was the same day I was wounded. Oh, you're going, right. And then if you remember, it was a second time, Allie, where I had to wear Jake's clothes the day we all traded outfits for the show. |
| 2:51.2 | Yeah. |
| 2:54.4 | And that was you wearing his shirt for like a whole hour. |
| 2:51.0 | Oh. it was a second time alley where I had to wear Jake's clothes the day we all traded outfits for the show. |
| 2:54.4 | Yeah, and you, that was you wearing his shirt for like a whole hour. |
| 2:55.4 | Oh, that's right. There's an hour. |
| 2:55.9 | Yeah, that was a long time. And that smell was on me for weeks. And my car still smelled. Didn't your wife complain? Yeah, she said, you smell terrible today. She said you smell like |
| 3:03.8 | one of those |
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