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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: The Bevacqua-Off 2.0 (feat. Jessica Smetana)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.631.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

"When you're so effective at not giving us the tears, we're gonna search for it where we can." "Where's Jess?" you ask. "Where's Jessica's tears?" you question. Well, she's here, and she's not hiding from anything... except for seemingly everyone because of her Mabel-from-Only-Murders-In-The-Building costume. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right, kicking things off with Smyrinoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number

0:05.3

with vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smearned off! Wow, you're on the money with Smeernaw. Chris, you know what goes great with Smyranoff? Yes, but I'm really talking about game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Speernaf!

0:17.8

All right, here's the deal.

0:19.3

Game day is everything.

0:20.5

And that's exactly why your fit

0:21.7

has to match the occasion.

0:22.9

Mirate off.

0:23.5

Starting this December,

0:24.4

Smyranoff commission, merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alelele Mae. Smear enough! Here's the kicker. one lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the off season.

0:39.3

Plus, one fan will win Alele May's one-of-one game day jacket.

0:42.8

The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January, 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand? Smirnoff! That's right, Chris, fans 21 and over can head to Samaranov Socialists to learn how to sign up.

0:52.7

And don't forget to grab a bottle of Samarnav vodka, number 21 at your local retail.

0:57.6

Please drink. 21 and over can head to Smyranoff socials to learn how to sign up, and don't forget to grab a bottle of Smyrnav Vodka.

0:55.0

Number 21 at your local retail.

0:57.1

Smyrath. Please drink responsibly. Smyranoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume, the Smyranoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking aid. Smyrnaw. No purchase necessary must be legal U.S. resident 21 or older.

1:10.4

Sweep steak starts 1215, 2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1.23, 2026 at 11.59.59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day. Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth. Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-p on an electric fence. Okay, maybe there are two rules. But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Yeagermeister liqueur 35% alcohol by volume imported by mass Yeager Meister U.S. White Plains, New York.

2:03.7

This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

2:11.3

The moment we have all been waiting for, I mean. Tony's top 10? No, we'll get to that.

2:17.7

Top 5.

2:18.5

Don't you worry.

2:19.6

We'll get to Tony.

2:20.9

But we have all been waiting with bated breath.

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