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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Swamp Ass, Fanatics Owner and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. That's right. Five dollars. Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. This is the world famous K-R-R-Y. Oh, hell, yeah, welcome to your frequent finale show on KROQ. If you're having breakfast right now, think about how much better that would taste if you had it for dinner. It's part of B.F. Dyer's Day. Breakfast for dinner. Greatest day of the week. We believe it could be possible. Ali, we didn't get to this, but this was a message we were talking about, I think it was during clickade earlier this week, about red flags on first dates.

0:55.0

And the thing you're not supposed to do, and the number one mistake people are making on first dates, which I think is sharing too much information. They overshare. They'll give you every hope and dream and five-year plan right out of the gate. I think it freaks people out. and then someone felt the need to call us and one up us

1:09.4

with something that actually happened to them on a first day

1:11.2

that they believe is the ultimate red flag.

1:12.8

Hey, friends, so I just got finished. out. And then someone felt the need to call us and one up us with something that actually happened to them on a first day that they believe is the ultimate red flag.

1:12.8

Hey, friends. So I just got finished listening today's show talking about what not to do

1:18.5

on a date. And my situation was I met up with a guy, went to sit down with him, and he turned around and says, well, my wife is going to show up because she wants to meet you.

1:33.9

Whoa.

1:35.3

Cool.

1:36.6

Interesting thing to hear on a first date.

1:39.4

Hang tight.

1:40.2

My wife's almost here.

1:41.4

Wait, what?

1:41.9

And see if you're cute enough to date my husband.

1:44.8

I turned around and literally, the wife was like literally showing up and I just froze.

1:51.2

She knew that her husband was cheating on him, but she just wanted to make sure that the girl that was dating her husband was appropriate for him.

2:03.7

Meanwhile, this guy literally was had, what did he have on?

2:07.8

He had white jeans, skinny jeans, and a red shirt, oh, like a silk shirt on.

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