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Howard, you on this Friday, it's a meat Friday at that. And in case you're wondering,

and I know you are, what's on the menu for meat Friday? Chinese barbecue pork, that's

the trigger recipe of the week. And also, Jasmine Rice is also on the menu as well. Jasmine

Rice to the main stage, Jasmine Rice to the main stage. You know, I did have a dancer tell

me one time. I said, why the different names? And she said, we don't want to have a name

that might be your wife's name or your girlfriend's name. And I went, oh, okay, I make like

cinnamon, Porsche, Mercedes, Jasmine, Tangare, Tangare, and Tonic. Yes, so I see. So, how

did you get your name? Just trying to imagine the small talk. Well, I, so tell me about

you. It says, that's an interesting name. How'd you get that? I never been comfortable

going to a gentleman's club because I can't make small talk. I just don't have the patience.

I enjoy the small talk with the, that's what I've, that's what I've gone that often,

but on the few occasions that I've gone, this one was going to be a veterinarian. She dropped

that to school and they're always going to be in med school wanting to be a doctor. All

of them. Somehow, there must be some gorgeous doctors out there. But I, I just remember the

exotic dancer when you'd have small talk and I, and you're great at small talk talk,

you know, Todd, but they want to be paid. They do. After a couple of questions, they're

like, so we go in the back of one. Yeah. But I did. I just said, well, how'd you come

up with your name? And she said, well, we don't want to have names that might be the name

of your wife or girlfriend. Yeah, more. There was this girl at, uh, blue flame. Her name

was Celeste. I was like, that's a name that, yeah, at your wife's name. But you don't

have like Sally or Susan or Mary Debbie. You have Tata Lalicious. I don't, I don't, I don't

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