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The greens are green, but the fairways are brown.

Just so you know, I know that, you know, we love aesthetically to look at a golf course and go,

oh, I wish I had a yard like that.

I don't think you want a yard like they have at Royal Burkdale.

You know, the fairway, it looks like it hadn't been watered in centuries.

Yes, Dylan.

I do like how over there they're like, we built this naturally into the cliff side.

And here it's like we move three trillion metric tons of dirt and

wiped out an endangered species. But look at how green it is over here. You're talking about

us in the United States. Oh, okay. I thought you're besmirching those in the Emerald aisle. No, no, no, no.

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Scotty Sheffler looks to retain it.

That will be coming up this weekend.

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We are wondering, you know, the highs of Argentina winning, but the lows of England losing,

and I would say the low is a lot lower than the high is with Argentina.

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