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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
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0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.2	This is the world famous K.Rock.
0:35.0	Welcome to your weekend, Friday here, K Rock, on your way to Coachella, perhaps, or just need them tickets. We'll have them for you coming up next hour on the show, so be ready to win your way in to Coachella. 714 said I made one of those anxiety baggies for myself. It has ear plugs and kinetic sand in there and a fidget cube and Warhead candy. You never know when you're going to get overstimulated. It's little care baggage for yourself i think i'm going to make one for myself it's going to be like a fifi and the prison system it's going to be a little bag and i'll fill it with uh jelly and uh you know the other that is the male version of an anxiety bag it's just something to f it's just one of them When I get stressed out, just got to F my little F bag.
1:11.8	Get out my Fifi, I'm feeling a little stressed at work.
1:14.6	It's so disgusting.
1:15.9	I'm going to make it. I'm going to use all the same things in there. Connecticut sand. I feel so much better. Fitch cubes. It's going to be the greatest. Different things to F Fitchie. I'm going to have to grab out of this fidget you.
1:24.7	It's going to be the greatest Fifi ever built.
1:26.7	It's my anxiety, Fifi.
1:28.0	I need to have it with me.
1:29.0	You prisoners know what I'm talking about, right?
1:30.7	Yeah, exactly. the crap out of this fidget cute. It's going to be the greatest Fifi ever built. It's my anxiety, Fifi.
1:28.0	I need to have it with me.
1:29.0	You prisoners know what I'm talking about, right?
1:30.7	Yeah, exactly.
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