Preparing to do the tomahawk chop.

Well, I'm in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Mallor show.

We are in the air everywhere, shoulder to shoulder,

as we avoid the Jumokes, coast to coast, border to border,

and beyond on the vast and unreasonably powerful

microphones of FSR emanating live from the mound spewing audio curveballs all night long

under the cover of darkness.

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So we carry on and I'm not going to rehash the Chicago Bears

and they're vaporizing of the Washington football team.

That was a rat kill, unexpected rat kill situation.

But our lead this hour comes from baseball.

Now, this was the part of the show where we were going to break down the dramatic

third day of the wild card round and how amazing it was, the game-changing managerial

decision, the walk-off home run to send the team into the divisional series.

And then we looked at the schedule and there was bubkus.

No one.

No one out there playing.

So we're still here.

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