Oh, Donald Sterling.

All right.

We're going to get right to the people, but let me just bring this.

Oh, thank you, Pauley.

Very kind of you.

Let me just reset real quick, and we're going to go right to the people.

The wings blob.

248.

No, straight up.

I mean, you're 16th in the Eastern Conference.

One problem.

There's only 16 teams. You're 16th in the Eastern Conference. One problem. There's only 16 teams.

You're 30th in the league in points. There's only 32. You're almost dead last and damn near every

metric there is. You're horrific at even strength. You're terrible at creating shots. Therefore,

shoot the puck guy, his head exploded by game three. And you lost to the sharks last night.

Here are your shot totals, 10, 6, 3. You needed a power play goal just to get to overtime before

tripping over your dinky. And my question was this. Rico and I are ignorant slots. We don't

know anything. We're terrible. We didn't grow up playing hockey, therefore we don't get to have an

opinion about Lord Eiserman. So tell us, tell us where you're at with your team. And tell us how we

should feel. Because all I know is I'm tired of being vilified. I don't like losing. And I don't do the hero worship stuff.

I don't care that you had your Eiserman jam jams back in 96. I don't care. Like,

Mark D'Antonio is a legend. Don't care. Retire. You and your golf buddies. Gone. I don't

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