This is the Dan Levatore show with the Stucats podcast.

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There are several MLB stats worth looking at from this season thus far.

The Tampa Bay Rays hit 35 singles in their first three games.

That's the most singles in the first three games of a season since the 1952 Dodgers.

Dan's raise.

The Dodgers had 38 in those three games. That's right. 75 years since a team opened the season with so many singles. It's incredible. You know the Marlins have the third best record in the National League since June 20th the last year? Sandy Alcantra. That's a good stat. Hold on. I thought he was going to say say after three games Me too. It's a trick. No, it's the best. They're time for the best. It is just them, the Yankees, the Dodgers, the Blue Jays, and the Brewers who are 3 and O. There are some folks saying, damn, that they have the best one, too. Sandy Alcantra and Ayuri Perez Are the fourth pair of Marlon starters to open the season with back-to-back starts of at least seven innings. The others. Kevin Brown and John Burkett. 1996. Ryan Dempster and A.J. Burnett. It's just Burkett. I was one-year-old. Ryan Dempster and A.J. Burnett. That's why it confused me in 2002. It's Mickey Mantell. And Josh Beckett and Brad Penny in 2004.

Penny.

The NL East is the first division in MLB history to have all of its teams start 1 and 0.

Let me say it again.

The NL East is the first division in Major League Baseball history to have all of its teams start 1 in 0.

That seems like such a ridiculously low bar to cross. I had a John Burkett pog. Oh, hell yeah. No, no, not that kind of pog. Oh, that. Oh, my gosh. Tony, did you go, you finally go to opening day? Dan went to opening day. It was incredible. Wanted to see Chris there. We didn't see each other even though I know he was in the building. I texted Jeremy to come by our section. He also did not respond that text. Wanted him to come over and hang on and bring the camera. But went over with a friend of ours. Frankie was there. Me and Frankie were seeing together. Elvis, who got us the tickets. Incredible seats. We sat there ordering beers having food all of a sudden I look up at the fifth inning. I'm like, what the hell?

What happened here we can you know quick game Friday we keep talking we keep looking around our seventh inning stretch already what are we doing here the fireworks rock before I knew it then the game was over like two hours it's like we need the game to be slower not faster if I'm in person, I want to get my money's worth. Are we trying the nine by nine this year?

The nine-nine. It's like we need the game to be slower, not faster. If I'm in person, I want to get my money's worth.

Are we trying the nine by nine this year? The nine-nine, we could try it. We could try it. I tried to get the machete, but it was sold out by the time I got to it. What? Lone Depot ran out of food? About the sixth inning. Huh? I didn't do it or I guess I should have done it earlier. You should have gone in the first inning when you get the food.

How much is El Machete?

My wife went to go,

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