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This is the world famous J.Rod.

You guys freaking rock and are easily the best morning show in L.A. right now. Yeah! Wrong number. Going K-Rock. The number is 800-5-2060-1067 if you need us, less than an hour to go. Get you four tickets to Disneyland. We'll make that happen for you, as well as other bribery as well. And I believe this is the hour that we need your help. We've got a couple. We're going to meet in a moment battling over something that seems petty, although if you're in a relationship or have been, you'll probably say that you dealt with something very similar. And they will turn to the gavel of justice in some petty claims court. Will you become a jury of their peers? So today you got jury duty. If you need that as an excuse to get out of work. just go ahead and text your boss right now. Sorry I have jury duty, and you will be doing jury duty with us coming up later this hour right here. I'm Krock. Where's the Petty Claims Court? Anthony, you are on a Krock. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. What can we do for you? I was just calling in, you know, you guys are talking about the other guy from Iowa.

I'm from Iowa.

I've been listening to you guys now for two years.

Started a new job, and I was anxious.

And my mornings don't really start until I listen to you guys on the new, on radio.

Are you in Iowa now or you're just from Iowa but living in L.A.? No, yeah, I'm from Iowa. I moved to California about two years ago when I started listening to you guys. Who knew, Ali? We've got a real Iowa sense of humor apparently. We can't have two people who listen to us. No. But thank you for the two years of slogging that you've put into the show, Anthony.

Really appreciate that.

Go spread the word.

We're going to take over Iowa. That's our big five-year plan. Spread the words to the other four people in Iowa. Yeah. Make sure they all know about this show. It's very important. We know we came to conquer L.A., so let's just worry about conquering Iowa. One state at a time.

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