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It is after 8 a.m. on a Wednesday. Seistamayo, and we are recovering from what was a great hang yesterday after the show. And for some people, they got a marathon day of it because they hung out with us. Then they went over and saw Social D right here at the In-N-Out Burger Soundspace of K. Rock. And apparently that was a great show as well. So thank you for allowing us to create some memories for you until you forget them. This hour on the show, we're going to meet a couple. Relationship Hangs in the Balance. Petty Claims Court Style, so we will get into that. And in moments, we are going to break down these riffs that apparently everyone is going into Guitar Center on a daily basis and playing over and over again. And just as much as you think the people that work there are annoying because they always have their ponytail and they talk about the band that they're working on. They think we're annoying because we're constantly going in there and apparently playing the same songs. And Postmaster Johnny used to work at a guitar center. And he knows most of these riffs. And he claims that this is very spot on, this list of the songs that we are playing most. And we'll break that down in just a moment. If you're new to the show, nice to meet you. I'm Klein. There's Allie right there. That is DJ Omar Khan. You know him as Jake Z nerd. and in the back room, also known as the chicken coop, you got Postmaster Johnny and Vanessa,

and we get into this hour of the show right now with Incubis on K-Raw. They say that everyone should know how to play at least one song or at least part of one song on a guitar. But if you have a friend that's a guitar player, you know that they're always looking forward to camping trips, so they can bring their guitar and force everyone to listen to their one Pearl Jam song they can play and then there's people that are actually decent at it like john he's kind of an idiot i mean he's definitely an idiot but he's also kind of an idiot savant when it comes to hearing stuff and being able to replay it on the guitar yeah he he's got a good ear so he can listen to a riff and then kind of pick it out on a guitar which is not something everybody can do. But everyone has that one song that they've practiced on. Even if they practiced guitar and then gave up six months in, that's edged in their memory. So if they go to a guitar shop, they got to play it. Johnny, where's your guitar? You have your guitar here? Hold on. John's bringing in his acoustic right now because Johnny claims that this list is very accurate. He used to work at a guitar center. He says every day, it's people that are constantly coming in there and picking up a guitar and pretty much playing the same riffs over and over and over again. Yeah, they got their same list of riffs that they just come in. Every guitar, every amplifier combo, they'll just test it out, same riff. And they have their one song that they do. And the list that was released, I think, yesterday is rather interesting, Allie, because there's someone here that I don't think will be a surprise to you just because they're good riffs. But when people learn a riff, they want to play it and they want to, and they think that, you know, a lot of them, Johnny, they're never going to buy the guitar. They just want to go ahead and try good guitars. Exactly. Yeah. They'll ask for like the $4,000 guitar and they'll just play their little like crappy riff and then they'll give it right back. So the. That's a crappy. Because they're learning how to play and they sound like all stuttering. Got it. Yeah, it's like, bro, you're a beginner. You should not be getting that $3,000 guitar. Some of these, I think, are not going to be surprising to you. Others, and Jake will be thrilled to know that a tool song has made the list. God damn right, it is. Get me out of that guitar center a sap yeah so i would imagine that's probably most

the employees going but the tool schism is one of the uh the most played riffs people like to come in

there and go ahead and noodle around with some tool schism hearing this played badly has got to be

excruciating yeah but it's it's so repetitive

Jake it's like cat he's like that signal for Jake he just comes running

excuse him seven say excuse him screw him spiral out

spiral out spiral in and spiral in and out.

Johnny, you could play that one?

No, that's a bass song.

Oh, you couldn't play that one.

Yeah, so that was always playing the bass room, and you could always hear, like, three guys like, do-b-d-d-b-d-d-d-d-do. What did the guys look like they were doing it? long beards tied up with like little hair ties and you have long ponytails.

There's so many hair bands.

Yeah, there is, I'll tell you.

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