You are listening to the Dan Patrick show on Fox Sports Radio.

Our number two on a Wednesday, the world's foremost world cup soccer expert,

Ross Tucker filling in for Dan, who's under the weather, got the call to come

off the bench last night from Paulie said, absolutely.

I don't think I ever started a season opener in my career, but I think I

end up starting 25 games or whatever.

So I'm used to this.

I'm used to coming off the bench at some point during the season and having to fill

in.

You know, I'm 43 years old.

And I don't think I realized when growing up that I would at some day in my life

get paid to talk about soccer and nut shots for a full hour on national

television and radio.

But here we are.

Oh, and by the way, totally butcher a word, cajonas.

Where did I even get cajonas?

Like where did I even?

I have no idea where I even got that.

We thought you were kidding.

We thought you were just having a little phone with the phrase when you said,

you got hit in the cajonas and we're like, all right, we're kind of like,

and then someone goes, does he think it's cajonas for real?

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