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The Jesse Kelly Show

Hour 2: Making a Map Gay

The Jesse Kelly Show

iHeartPodcasts

Politics, News, News Commentary

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Queering the map with your tax dollars. Getting discouraged over poor voter habits. Why do our women’s sports teams hate America? Women just 70 years ago were more conservative than men, so what happened? What if Jesse won his election back in 2008? 

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:14.9

This is the Jesse Kelly Show.

0:18.9

It is the Jesse Kelly show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly show.

0:22.6

Another hour of the Jesse Kelly show on a fantastic Friday.

0:28.4

We're going to talk about someone who's a little bit disheartened.

0:31.3

How would things have been different if I had made Congress?

0:35.1

Team USA Women's Sports. Why are we getting a bunch of kami gobbly gook from all these people?

0:41.1

All that and so much more still to come on the world famous Jesse Kelly show.

0:46.7

Now, before I get to that, I think because we ended last hour on a bit of a sour note,

1:00.6

I think we should at least pause for a second and remember where we were under the Biden administration.

1:14.3

Representative Brian Mast, he brought a Biden official in and just remember the insanity. Can you tell me what is queering the map?

1:20.8

So I think we were trying to make the maps more gay. Literally? Well, I don't know. I mean, especially with AI, you know, since the age of cartography, we've had pretty good maps, but maybe

1:25.2

they weren't gay enough. So I know also I took critical theory in college.

1:29.3

I think sometimes people use...

1:30.3

I swear this is not a Saturday Night Live skit.

1:33.3

She is dead serious. She is saying this with a straight face.

1:36.3

Listen to these freaking bonkers people who ran the United States of America.

1:40.3

Is queer as a verb.

1:41.3

I do understand that the maps that we were trying to make gay were, I think, of Czechia and Slovakia. So maybe those countries asked for it. I doubt it, but I don't know. We do have real things to work on in Congress, like what's going on with the imminent threat of Iran. And it is embarrassing that we have to talk about the fact that things like this were funded, non-binary and trans-

2:02.6

francophones, linguistic attitudes and ideologies towards inclusive French in Montreal,

2:08.5

candidate. These things, I'm going to give you a list. My time has expired. I'm going to give you

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