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This is the world famous, K. Rock.

Good morning. Welcome to your Monday.

Kay Rock, a fine Allie show.ie is recovering from being sick, we think. I don't know if I'm recovering. I think I'm just still actively sick. Actively germy right now, so don't get too... I think I'm out of the contagious stage, though, quite. Don't get too close to us because you could catch whatever she's got. Later this week, we take the show road traveling to breck and rich colorado live broadcast on friday and some things that we have in store for that show which we will get into later this week but today let's focus on what we have for you which is an announcement and moments a new band the new city and get your name on a brand new blank piece of paper that will eventually become a standby boarding list.

But before we can do that, we have to give away this trip right now. And if you're one of these people that likes to live vicariously through other people, maybe you like watching people win stuff on game shows because it makes you feel good about humanity. It makes you feel good and forget about all the other things happening in the world right now that will stress you the F out. Let's go ahead and enjoy some actual hopeful, you know, humanity celebrating a win. This is one of the people that is currently on a standby boarding list to travel to New Zealand. We're about to deliver the good news. Just one of a few people that have a glimmer of hope this morning. Just a little bit of hope. It's all we can hope for on Monday. And then we'll get to a

give away a new trip. Hi, hello. Is this, uh, Vince? Yes, it is. Hi there. My name is Klein,

and I'm sitting next to a very germy alley. Hi. No way. You know why we're calling, I assume?

No way. Jeff Jones in Auckland. You are packing your bags and going from the standby boarding list to the actual boarding list.

You're off to New Zealand to see deaf tones.

No way.

This is unbelievable.

I'm freaking out right now.

Assuming you've never been to New Zealand?

I've never been to New Zealand and I've loved deaf tones for over 20 years. Nice. Congratulations. It's a absolute pleasure for us to be able to deliver this good news to you. And I know a lot of other people are bummed out right now because their name is not Vince from Thousand Oaks, but you will be going. And who are you bringing with you on the trip? Oh my God. I'm bringing my wife. This is, I'm freaking out. Oh, my God. That's going to be a very long flight. So my recommendation would be to watch that. Separate rows? Yeah, separate rows. And put on that new Mission Impossible movie because it's very, very long. It should take up half the flight. I, I, yes. This is celebrating over now? Okay, good, just making sure. No. Want to give you all the opportunity you needed to celebrate. Hold on, Vince, one second. Hang tight, and let's get you your ticket so that you can go over to check out some deftones, all right? Oh, my God. So unreal. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Enjoy the trip.

Have a great time. Make memories that last a lifetime. And now on to the next. And now your wife will owe you forever. And now we move on immediately. If that's not you and you don't care because you're like, what's in it for me? We have a new trip to give you. It's another great city. unbelievable international destination

and an amazing band that our show

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