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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Johnny Talks to H.S. Students, Howie Mandel and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right, $5.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.2

This is the world famous, K.R.

0:35.2

Hell yeah. Welcome to your weekend.

0:37.0

Thank God, it's Friday. We're a Klein Alley Show. This is K. Rock. In less than an to your weekend. Hey, God, it's Friday!

0:38.4

We're a Klein Alley Show.

0:39.4

This is Krock.

0:40.1

In less than an hour, gets you on the standby boarding list, so you can go to Netherlands and see Sublime. Could be Amsterdam. I'm not exactly sure. The official location in the Netherlands, but it will be sublime. It's part of K. Rock's Marl High Club. and today is the last day for you to hop on the standby boarding list for that trip

0:54.4

before we give it away next week and then announce a whole new band and a whole new of K Rock's Mile High Club, and today's the last day for you to hop on the standby boarding list for that trip

0:54.4

before we give it away next week and then announce a whole new band and a whole new international destination.

1:00.1

This hour on the show? I can't believe we're doing it, but it is scheduled, so I guess we will,

1:06.9

but one of us on the show has an enemy. And you know, I carry a list of enemies with me at all times. Ali, I think you have some enemies, although you're not usually filled with spite and revenge the way the rest of us are. No, I'm more of a daily spite person rather than a long-term grudge spite person. But there have been many times that we have mentioned our enemies on the show. I've got some. Jake's got some. Omar's

1:28.8

mentioned enemies. And one of our enemies is going to be joining us this hour on the show.

1:35.4

Who could be? Is it Mario Lopez? We're not, well, we're not. He's on your enemy list, right,

1:39.8

Klein? Lopez is, yes. Yeah. Because he shut down the bathroom system. Right. She shut down the bathrooms. Multiple stall bathroom for himself to go into the bathroom while I'm sitting out there jirbling a giant dump. Is it Dax Shepherd also on your... Oh yeah, he took your Casafondito. Yeah, he took your Casso Fundito. I don't know if that was Dax Shepherd's fault or if the waiter decided that he was more famous than me. So he brought my Casso Fundito that I ordered first to Dax Shepard's table. But I have not been back to. But I have not gotten over. I've not gotten over. And that is one of the many people. It has crippled me. Yeah. I mean, look, you sit down first. You order Casso Fondito first. Then Dax Shepherd sits down 10 minutes later and they bring out a sizzling case off on detail. You think it's coming your way. The guy makes eye contact with you and then he drops it in front at Dax Shepherd. Yeah, I know. That's rough. I'm sorry. Kind of sitting am I living in. So I haven't been back to Casabagas since, for the record. I've been marginalized. So anyway, we'll get into one of our enemies. We'll be joining us this hour on the show. It'll be a very exciting moment, I'm sure. And as always, we will get into unexpected things because that seems to happen a lot on KROC.

2:51.1

We kick things off, though, with the expected.

2:52.7

It's sublime KROQ.

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