Hour 2: Jessica's Leeancé (feat. Jessica Smetana)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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"The last 6 days have just been non-stop people telling me how happy they are for me, and I don't like it, Dan." Jessica got engaged, and even though she should be feeling blissful, she's mostly furious about her friends and family lying to her for weeks. Get ready for a bizarre South Beach Session. Plus, SOUND THE ALARMS. GIANNIS IS READY FOR A NEW HOME. GET THE HARPOONS READY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:40.7	Look at the radiant bride to be here.
0:42.3	We're all thrilled for her.
0:43.2	We learned yesterday.
0:44.3	I don't know why she's smiling.
0:46.7	Do you think that my happiness is insincere?
0:48.1	What do you mean?
0:49.2	What's happening there?
0:50.8	I am thrilled for you.
0:53.4	They broke the breaking news during the show yesterday. They told us that you had announced that you had gotten engaged and we were all thrilled for you. So we immediately played the audio of you snoring. Everyone's being way too earnest. It's making me uncomfortable. The last six days has just been nonstop people saying how happy they are for me. And I don't like it, Dan. It's too earnest making me feel things. Okay. Cool. I'm happy for you guys. me and I don't like it Dan it's too earnest making me feel things okay
1:12.1	cool I'm happy for you guys whatever I don't care tends to happen around weddings and love and you
1:17.5	know the important things in life I am thrilled because I am told also that we have a video of
1:23.4	you surprising your grandma with your with your news and it has been too long since I've heard from your
1:28.9	grandmother. What is the context that this video requires? Well, Lehman proposed to me on Friday as you
1:36.1	all heard yesterday and so I FaceTime my grandma and someone was filmed. I think Lehman was filming her
1:43.6	also should I say, lianse?
1:46.9	Are we going with that, Chris Cody?
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