This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

I loved watching the sad Nick's legends, although I don't know why I used quotation marks there,

but the sad Nick's legends who were sitting like three, four rows up at the game last night.

Are you a legend if you're in the fourth row? Are you a legend if you never won anything? Are you a legend if John Stiles is wearing that hat? Trista, your turn? I think they covered them all. Well, they were on the road, all right? And, you know, it's like Pat Riley and Alonzo Morning, they travel for the playoff games right and there are always like four rows

up you know like that that's those are the seats like the heat the heat seats that they give the visiting

teams uh personnel are like eight rows up behind the visitor bench that's just the seats that the team

you know a lot for for people like that.

Have you ever ended up sitting next to like some brass? I've been like a few seats over before. At a heat game? Not at a heat game, but like at a baseball game where all of a sudden I'm like, all of a sudden I'm like, oh, that's the GM. It's just interesting to why. They watch the game just like we do. They watch the game just like we do. I went to the NBA Cup. It was OKC versus the Spurs. And I sat down and I couldn't find where my, what row it was because it's like A and then there's like A-A. Worst. And I'm like, um, excuse me, tap, tap, tap. Do you know if this is row A or if this is row A, tap, tap, tap, Sam Presti. You had given me owner's box tickets back when the mall was at Joe Rybee Stadium. Oh, that's right. Yeah, and David Samson had passed by me. We had never met before. Yeah, no idea who I was. I used to get those seats every now. That's going to say. That's owner's box seats. Those were great seats. Yeah. I was at the Atlanta Dream game one time, and the two seats were vacant next to me, like the whole game almost. Third quarter, Don Staley. I'm out on letter rows, by the way. Can we just do row one and up? Like, what are we doing with this? Well, but then what do you do for seat numbers? If I ever think I have, no, no, no, rose rows. If I ever think I'm row A. I know, but you want the rows to be numbers and the seats to be numbers? I want to know, if I'm in row, I don't want like row L. Like now I'm sitting like, oh, I'm going to A, B, C, D, I got to like, do the counting in my head. And then sometimes I think I have first row and I show up and AA is front row and a is row like nine and there's like

A B B C C, C, C, D

and then like all of a sudden A picks up at row nine it makes no sense. I gotta be honest.

It's a moronic opinion. What are you talking about? What is AA? We could just have row one

and then up to the top. It's simple. Why don't we just start negative 9? Row negative 9 and then have row 10 be row 1. That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing with AA. What is AA? What is BB? I don't ever want to be in row C C. And if it's going to be A, A or B, B, A, A, or B, B, B, it should be Z.

It should be A, B, C, D all the way to Z, and then Z Z, Z, you're even higher. Alpha. Listen, what we don't need are more letters in the alphabet. Thank you. In fact, let me forward this hot take. I think we could do with one less letter in our alphabet. I don't think it's 26, which is, it's a,

26 is unwieldy.

25 is a little bit cleaner.

I think we can agree.

I think we dump C.

What purpose does the letter C serve?

Think it through.

The hell is wrong with you. It starts both of Chris's name.

My initials.

My daughter, Claire, serves a big purpose in Los Angeles. What? Listen, the, if you want to make a curse sound, please, let's let's, let's not go there. If we want to make a, if we want to make a, if we want to make a kuh sound, we got, we got K. you i was careful you were going to go with k no no no i didn't i i i was careful with myself doing it three times

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