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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Jake's Scary Movie, AMA with the Dancing Umpire and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. Tickets for you to go see 2100 pilots. We'll be doing that all morning long, and all you've got to do is listen to the show, pay close attention, do well on the show quiz, or just wait for us to randomly say things like right now, where we say, be caller 21 at 80052067. You weren't expecting that, were you? Ah. But that's what we're saying right now. First pair of tickets will be yours of the day. And all you've got to do is get on the phone and be the right caller.

0:55.1

So make it happen.

0:56.1

Call it 21-800 21 800 520106 7 we get you into the krock private

1:00.4

show with 21 pilots happening not next week but the week after at the bellwether the only way to

1:05.5

get in is to win your way in it's officially the scariest time of the year and uh people consume more scary movies this month than any other month.

1:14.6

And I don't care if you're a fan of the horror genre in general.

1:17.9

This is the month where you will do a lot of rewatching.

1:20.9

Perhaps you decide to get into a whole new franchise.

1:23.7

Maybe you were never into the Jason franchise or you didn't care about Freddy or the Halloween or the reboots and this is the time you get into it. Ali and I were having a conversation yesterday about strangers. Oh yeah, they're making a new strangers movie. Yeah, and how like those are the ones, there's certain ones that like are supposed to freak me out but don't and there's other ones that do freak me out because it's more of a psychological freak out. Well, Strangers is so scary because it's just a straight up home invasion. Right. And there's no scary music. It's just silence. A silence and a person looking through a window at you and they've cut your phone and you're screwed and you're going to get murdered. And it also seems like there's no motive, you know? Yeah. Just insanity. Just insane murder. You know what's scarier than that event is just watching the citizen app where you can see what's happening. You know what's scary than both of those is Vanessa. Vanessa scared the crap at a Jake this morning. What happened? Why? Jake? What happened?

2:18.8

She didn't scare me. I thought it was you.

2:21.0

No, no, no. Jake got all freaked out this morning.

2:23.9

Vanessa was doing some sort of test on a new mic system or something that pipes into the studio.

2:29.0

Vanessa, do your scary voice.

2:30.4

I was, hello. Are you in there?

3:41.3

And Jake was like, what is that? Really? Is that you a more? Yeah, totally got freaked out, Jake. Oh, that's amazing. Do you have it on tape? I didn't record it, no. Yeah, exactly. You never know what could have that, Jacob. So Jake, you heard that voice and didn't know where it was coming from and started getting scared? Well, because it sounded like he was on a real mic and not her normal intercom mic and I wasn't scared. I guess you were. Pussy! Pussy! Jake pushed out. He did push out. I ran away. Well, they also have a sequel of Black Phone. There's a lot of new scary movies, but Jake is very into his same scary movie that he watches every single year. Yeah, so every Friday in Halloween, in October, through Halloween, we are going to give you one of our picks for a scary movie that we think is the best. Of all of the scary movies, we think this one is the best one. It holds up. It is scary. Maybe you missed it. It's possible that there's one that you're like, I don't know how I never got around to see in that. And Jake's going to give us the first one because he is so passionate why this is the greatest scary movie. I don't even know how many times you've seen it, Jake, but this is Jake's pick for scary movie. And the idea is that all of us are forced to watch it this weekend.

3:59.3

At some point this weekend, we all have to, how long is it, by the way? Is it a couple hours? I think it's less. Thank God. Oh, great. We are all forced to watch it this weekend and then we will decide, report back on Monday, Tuesday, whatever, once we finally all see it. We will let Jake know if this was good or was this a trash recommendation.

4:17.5

And we are encouraging you to do the same and you can leave your reviews on the goat line. Yeah, it can be like a little watch party where none of us are together. 844-9-5-6 goat. But the movie that Jake is recommending of all. And Jake, you've seen hundreds of scary movies. Oh, yeah, easily. So this, for you to say this is the best one, this is your goat scary movie, this means something.

4:34.7

Yes. seen hundreds of scary movies. Oh, yeah, easily. So this, for you to say this is the best one, this is your goat scary movie, this means something. Yeah, it's my favorite movie. It's my favorite movie. It's your favorite movie of all time? Yeah, I think so. All right, whenever you're ready, and we will all be forced to download or buy or watch. Is it going to be something we can even get or do I have to go to like Chinatown to find a weird DVD or something? No, man, you can find it somewhere.

4:35.7

I can let you borrow the DVD.

4:44.2

I don't have it. Oh, that's got to take so long. I don't have a DVD player, dude. Yeah, we don't even have ways to watch DVDs. Yeah. This is why I'm concerned about starting with you Because I feel like this is going to be

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