This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

That's right.

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Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

That's right, $5.

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah, make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

This is the world famous Hay Rock.

Today is like any other day until it's not. And for someone in a moment, it's about to not be like any other day because they're about to get the call that will change their life forever. As we tell them to pack their bags, they're hopping on a plane to go to Paris France and see some Tame and Pala. It's part of K. Rock's Mile High Club. Got to give that trip away. And then we will immediately announce where you'll be going to next. It's a new band and a new destination. And we have a brand new blank piece of paper to start a whole new standby boarding list. We'd love to get your name on there first. And we'll be doing that all morning and all week long here at K Rock. But right now, Allie, let's go ahead and get rid of our last standby boarding list by making someone's Monday. Way better and hopefully changing their life forever.

Hope this is a good person. Hope they deserve it. Hope they're excited. We've had some winners that go, oh my God, that is everything to me, and we've had people to go.

Oh, boy. And then we've had people like that.

Let's try again.

That might have been your fault.

It's a good chance that was my fault.

Sometimes.

That was painful.

Sometimes my fault.

Sometimes not my fault.

Maybe this person didn't even qualify to get on the standby list.

We'll find out together.

It's a miracle.

This phone call happens.

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