HOUR 2- Jake Ruins His Chances, Ally's Spanish Test and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	$5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	This is the world famous K.R.
0:34.5	Just after 8 o'clock on a Tuesday morning, we are Klein Alley Show. This is KROQ. If you need us, phones, 800, 5201067. Usually it's you guys calling us. Every once in a while, we get to call you and deliver some decent news as we are in the middle of K-Roc's Mile High Club. New bands, new destinations, chance for you to do some travel international travel this time of
0:55.6	year and get you ready to uh 2026 make it the year of the unexpected travel did you manifest it or
1:02.0	is this going to be a complete surprise we got to give away one trip right now and then we will tell
1:05.9	you if you don't win this one because let's be honest most of you are not going to be the person we
1:10.0	call now we will tell you who you'll be seeing next what city'll be going to, and then we'll get your name on the brand new standby boarding list. So everyone that was on the one last week, Allie, I've got all the names here, and we are going to call one of them right now, and hopefully they answer so that we can give away this trip, and then we can move on with another destination and another band.
1:29.3	So...
1:30.3	It's true where if you don't win, you immediately start crapping on what the thing was.
1:34.3	Well, I didn't like Dublin anyway.
1:36.3	Or you just get excited because now you're eligible for the next one.
1:39.3	So sometimes, you know, you think you lose, but actually you legitimately win
1:43.3	because you go, wait a minute, that was my third favorite band, and now they're doing my favorite band in my favorite city.
1:49.9	So things happen for reasons, I think, and we will figure out if this person answers.
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