HOUR 2- Jab Ass, Geb Wars and MORE
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. |
| 0:05.5 | You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. |
| 0:22.7 | And of course you can handle. |
| 0:22.6 | And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. |
| 0:25.5 | San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:27.3 | When airports smell great. |
| 0:30.1 | This is the world famous K-Rock. |
| 0:35.0 | A18 wants to let us know on the text line that they did text us in one time and said that we all made them laugh after work |
| 0:40.8 | and also have made them cry before and then Jake immediately called me a pussy too so that's what Jake likes to do |
| 0:47.2 | that's true likes to go ahead and judge all the people I remember when Ali and I had our hug and then Vanessa was standing over us crying Jake was standing |
| 0:54.6 | over Vanessa calling her a poster. It was a beautiful moment on the show. Lots to get to this hour. |
| 1:00.0 | Lots to give you as well. Bracking rights for your generation. If you're a representation of Gen. |
| 1:05.6 | X or a millennial or a boomer or a Gen Z or opportunity for you to go ahead and win Generation Wars and tickets |
| 1:13.5 | to go to the Renaissance Pleasure Fair, which is a great opportunity for you to go with all. |
| 1:19.9 | We should all do that together as a show. |
| 1:22.0 | I was thinking what we should do is we should just take the four contestants from all different |
| 1:25.7 | generations and send them together and see how little they have to talk about. Even just seeing how they all dress. At the red and type. So we will get you. Jake, you can dress up? I got like a silly hat I'm going to wear. Oh, God. Great. Different than all the other silly hats you wear? What silly hats do I wear? I wear normal hats here. They look silly because we're all covered with those sweat stains. Which there were a lot of in the Renaissance times. Oh, yeah. Everyone had sweat stains. What do you wear one of those, uh, jester hats or something? Uh, no, it's kind of a weird bucket hat type thing. A bucket hat. Like Oasis? |
| 2:01.3 | No, it's like a, it's called an Irish walking hat. Right. Can't wait for you to mansplain that to all the Renaissance people. Yeah. It's a nice hat. You'll do you have the wrong time frame. You know that, right? I don't care. Wow, he's so mad. See, Jake has not cried on the show, but he has had many tantrums. |
| 2:20.1 | I'm not tantrum. |
| 2:21.1 | And I feel like they are one and the same. Just because there aren't tears doesn't mean he's not crying. Right. You're a tantrum boy. I'm not crying. I'm not throwing a tantrum. All right, tantrum, bitch boy. You want to hear what's happening down the dial right now on Jake FM? Sure, let's check in. All right, let's see if we can get over to Jake FM. Apparently Jake's been running a radio station to try to compete with K. Rock. He claims he has nothing to do with it. I don't. It's very obvious when you hear all this stuff, It's, What station is this? |
| 2:53.9 | Hold on. |
| 2:54.4 | And tune in already, George. |
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