I'm sorry if you were listening.

I know out of market, you don't hear Jeremy's updates, but that's great.

That's some real intrepid reporting.

Listen, if you can go get Kachuk this offseason, go all in.

Just imagine them next to the two guys you have to get rid of to get them.

Like if I'm Ottawa, here's who I want for Kachuk, Lucas Raymond or Dylan Larkin.

Full stop.

You're talking about a team into playoffs right now.

They're not giving away that guy without a King's Ransom type offer.

No, but just imagine him where I don't have to give up anything substantive.

Cool.

All right.

Let's move on. This is like a video game trade. Here, I'll give you a bunch of breadcrumbs. No. Here's a bunch of my junk. Right. Well, well, no, trust me, you're really going to like Wallander. Right. No. So let's get to the Pistons. We wanted to open with the Lions. So obviously, Rico and I were nervous Friday, and Saturday did nothing to fix that. The amount of things to break down in this game and this series are immense. So here's what I'd like to do. I want to surprise you.

Okay. What would you like to start with?

I have Santa Claus

shopping list of grievances.

You start.

Mike.

Pick one.

You know what?

Let's just go ahead and go with the

J.B. crack kills

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