Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley's show. This is the world famous K.R. All right, good morning. Welcome to K Rock. It is Monday. Nothing we can do about that. Although if you're on a standby list, let's go ahead and give someone a phone call and change their life forever. Send them to New York to see some oasis, KG elephant. A lot of people will be joining us at the K.Rock private KG Elephant Show. But one of you is going to get upgraded from a standby list to the boarding list. It's all part of Krocks Road Trip USA, sending people from all over Southern California to all over the country to see some of Krox's greatest bands.

And this one is pretty solid because you'll be heading to New York, I think, this weekend, to see Cage the Elephant and Oasis in New York.

Can I share a conspiracy theory with you?

Go ahead.

818.

The card reader at the pump asks you to see the cashier inside on purpose.

They want you to go inside so that you can do impulse buys.

Oh, I'm here.

I might as well get some chips and a drink and some gum, different things like that.

So they pick randomly, suckers like you, to see the cashier because they know you're susceptible. And they must know because it's probably all linked to my card and they're like, this idiot, he doesn't just get gas, he gets beef jerky and he gets a bottle of water and he loads up on a case. Look at all the unnecessary spending this guy does.

Yeah, this guy's going to buy a couple scratchers as well.

Like, they know that I'm not just there for gas.

So they're like, sir, you're going to want to see the cashier. Do you know, Allie? And I'm not even kidding when I say this. And I shouldn't admit it because it makes me sound like a real idiot. I have gone to the gas station

before to get gas. It's told me go

and see cashier. I've gone inside, bought a bunch

of snacks, lottery tickets, drinks,

gotten to... have gone to the gas station before to get gas. It's told me go in see cashier. I've gone inside,

bought a bunch of snacks, lottery tickets, drinks, gotten back in my car and left. Didn't even get gas. You forgot completely? And then realized like down the road, I need to get gas. Yeah. And there was someone behind you going, is this guy ever going to get gas? Yeah. I just sitting at the He's just sitting there.

The car's just sitting there.

And I went and I had just read my car at the right first time.

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