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the ESPN New York app, and on YouTube, by subscribing to the ESPN New York YouTube channel. This is DiPiatoro and Rothenburg. Rick threw out the idea. I'm really dabbling with the idea of San Antonio. That game would be a Saturday. If they win the championship on that Saturday, we're going right to the airport on Sunday. My plan, which I was proposing, we don't need help. Did not involve a hotel.

We will spend $11 million on tickets.

And time with the hotel.

We don't need a hotel.

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I think one of my last pro games was in San Antonio.

Oh, that must have been something.

On ESPN, New York.

And streaming live on YouTube. You know, in the retell of that story, in the rejoin, that didn't sound overly nice. I'm sorry. In the original version, it didn't sound nice. Yeah, but when you are so heavily involved, you can't always tell. I'm just telling you, I'm sorry. I think most people could probably tell. I think in the moment Ray could tell and RJ could tell and I could tell and everyone else could tell. It's just, I mean, it's... So you don't accept my apology? No, I accept it. That's cute. You played in San Antonio. That's cute. That's cute. I'm sorry. Hockey in San Antonio doesn't jump off the page to me. Yeah, I don't think it jumps off the page for a lot of people, but I mean, they have an HL team in San Antonio. What am I to tell you? It is a thing that happened, Dave. By the way, with Brett Howden, what the hell is this about? He's good at hockey. He's not this player for the Rangers. He scored two last night.

Well, he doesn't score big goals. All right, what do you want to tell you? That's one of my most hated things. When you have a guy, he's fine on your team, you trade him away and he turns into like a great player. And look what happens when you don't just keep the guy buried on the fourth line. You might grow. How about when the guy's good with your team, but then when he goes to another team, he's even better and then wins a championship? Also a problem. That doesn't feel great. No. Is there somebody not in mind there? May fans of the Dallas Mavericks feel that? I don't know. Sequin Barclay. Oh. Yeah. That was mean. Well, I mean, yeah, just returning serve.

You want to be mean? I can be mean. I don't like to be mean, but I don't know. You love it.

You wrap your arms around the mean. I don't wrap my arms around anything. I don't like to be like that.

But I don't like to choose violence.

I'm a lover.

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