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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Hold My Celsius

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.732.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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"If you love the pitch clock but hate Jeremy, this is the segment for you!" Mike tells us why he used to go by Mike Ryan instead of Mike Ryan Ruiz. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stucats podcast.

0:07.9

Settled reminder to everybody.

0:10.7

A little bit later, we're going to have pitch clock.

0:13.4

If your thing is, I love pitch clock, but I hate Jeremy.

0:17.2

This is the episode for you because there is no Jeremy on this pitch clock. It's just Christopher Cody. That's right. Who's the guest? I'm talking to Adnan about baseball. Jeremy gave me strict guidelines because the way pitch clock works, it's like our fun game where we're doing baseball trivia, spliced in some serious trade deadline information. He told me, stick to baseball, keep it tight. Of course I ramble a little bit. We have some fun. He's a rambling man. Get your pitch clock in about 20 minutes. Pitch clock. Pitch clock. Izzy, I made a joke at the beginning of the show. I said, look, this is usually the time of year where there aren't a lot of sports stories, but then sports stories said, hold my Celsius. And people were like, I mean, what does that mean? That's because there's a big news story that came out around Celsius, Izzy. Can you? Yeah, yeah, I got Chris Cody a little confused with this one, too, because I just wrote on the board this morning, high noon equals Celsius. And he was like, what what high noon gives you energy like what are you

1:12.2

doing there and he's like no oh so you haven't heard this story well apparently the manufacturers

1:16.5

uh i guess it's the same company right of Celsius accidentally put some high noons inside

1:23.6

Celsius cans oh my so it for sale somewhere in America, in several places, are Celsius, full of high

1:32.5

noons.

1:34.0

And the amount of like potential situations you can put yourself in with this is absolutely

1:40.2

hilarious.

1:41.2

Like I'm thinking of some drunk dudes like in the gym, like, ah.

1:43.4

But mostly if you have, like it'm thinking of some drunk dudes, like in the gym, like, uh, but mostly if you have, like, it's lawyers forever, if you have two empty cans of Celsius in your car right now, just keep it for life. Because if you ever get pulled over for DUI, be like, what are you talking about? I didn't have a drink. And you just have to take a picture of yourself with the Celsius cans there.

2:03.2

Lawyers like, he didn't know he was getting drunk.

2:04.9

Celsius folks ruined him.

2:06.3

He can't give him a DUI for that.

2:08.3

Like that's another potential situation for that. A tip on how to get out of a DUI.

2:09.5

Didn't have that on my bingo card.

2:10.5

No, can you imagine if there was like a Miller non-alcoholic option, but it was

2:16.9

accidentally filled with Miller Light so delicious and refreshing. Miller-Light would never make that mistake. They would never make that kind of mistake. No, that's ridiculous. But no, the idea of like going to grab a Celsius and you have one, and maybe you don't really recognize the difference, and you're just like, you know what? Not really feeling the energy yet.

2:35.0

Let me have another one.

2:36.1

But I feel good.

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