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We were about to get into some ugly stuff with the FBI and teens, but then Chris just

He asked me a very uncomfortable question. I don't know why do you are you texting is the wife telling you things to text me to get me in trouble or something

Okay, so here's what Chris just texted me. He said how long's the shed been up now?

I realize we have a bunch of new listeners to the show to allow me to update you on something I

I

Have very few skills. I am not what you would call talented. I am a top five Napper. I'm incredible

I'm I'm amazing. I'm gonna go nap right now right during the show. I'll be right back in 20 minutes

I'm a top five Napper. I

Am the menu whisper. I am the great greatest orderer of food in the world

If you ever find yourself out to dinner with me not trying to be arrogant just order whatever I order and it'll be fine

I can look at a menu. I'm like Mozart with a piano or whatever he played and I could just see what Chris

I could just I could tell like that makes sense to me. I know what it is. Okay, so I don't have a bunch of skills, but I have those for sure

Probably the thing I'm best at. No, Chris. It's not the cheeseburger. I do make the world's greatest cheeseburger

But probably the thing I'm best at is making people angry. I

I don't know what it is. I know this is a bad character trait. I understand it makes me a bad person

But especially people I dislike or people who take themselves too seriously. I

I enjoy poking them in the ribs to get a rise out of them and I know that's not right

I know the kids you don't want to be like me. I know it's not right. I can't help it

I don't know where I got it from. I think I actually got it from my mom a little bit who enjoyed kind of doing that to my dad

I enjoy to still enjoys doing that to my dad. Maybe that's where it is. I'm sure that's a part of it

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