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This is the Michael Kay Show podcast. I gotta get more K. Listen live weekdays at one on the ESPN New York app and your smart speaker.

I'm going to let you know a little secret.

So I had some like dermatologic procedure done today, you know, burn off free cancer stuff.

So there's like one thing right in the middle of my forehead that I had burned off.

And it's a little red.

So I'm looking up on the screen on the YouTube channel and it looks like, you know, a big red dot in the middle of my head.

So during the commercial, I went out to Ray's desk

because I know he's got a lot of my stuff there,

headphones or whatever,

and I wondered if he had like some of the Mac makeup

that I used for TV.

And I'm going there, and he's got his chair there,

and I go to sit down on the chair and the chair moves and I splat right on my butt, fall down right there.

I'm telling you, not a person saw.

I mean, I could have passed out and had a massive heart attack there.

Nobody would have noticed.

Everybody's like,

their head is buried in their computer. Nobody looked up, which I'm thrilled about because I

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