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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Finding a Missing Tortoise, Car Chase or Football Call and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:05.1

And it's convenient... Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient.

0:24.9

You got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show.

0:30.3

This is the world famous K-Rock.

0:34.4

Good morning, welcome to your frequent.

0:36.1

We are Clinelli's show on K-Rock. And today is a good day for you to pay attention to this show. Perhaps you're on your way to work right now. Maybe on your way home from work, working the graveyard shift. Whatever the case may be, the lottery ticket in your hand or in your car is a loser. But we do have winning tickets for you today to go to some sold-out oasis, and all you

0:54.7

got to do is just start listening and paying attention to the show. Be ready to call us a little bit later this morning for the Klein Allie Showasis quiz, all questions about today's show. The answers, some of them have already happened, some of them yet to happen, and all you've got to do is get Three in a row right and you're on your way to a sold out oasis show.

0:53.5

The reunion the world thought they would never see happening at the Rose Bowl this weekend. What did Klein Mush? Ever so recently? Could be on the quiz. It could be one of the questions. It absolutely could be. So get ready to participate and all you got to do is listen, take notes. You can also watch us as we are streaming currently on YouTube right now.

1:29.4

You can check us out there as well.

1:31.2

This hour on the show, there's a local man that needs some help, Ali.

1:35.7

His turtle has gone missing.

1:38.8

And I don't know why this is making the news, but it absolutely is.

1:42.1

This is the story.

1:43.9

A San Bernardino man is in a desperate

1:46.2

search to find his missing tortoise. Dolly, the tortoise, escaped from her enclosure three days ago.

1:51.8

The Salcata tortoise is only about three years old, and the species can live up to 130 years old,

1:57.9

so Dolly is a baby. She's about the size of a cat. Her owner says he's looked everywhere within a few miles of his home, put up posters, posted online called animal shelters, you name it. He's done it. And so far, no sign of Dolly. Now he's hoping to expand his search. Please contact him on Instagram at the gosh dang fire trucking Batman.

2:18.3

That is... That's his Instagram.

2:19.5

That is.

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