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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

HOUR 2- Extra Crispy Fries, Mother Knows Best and MORE

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

0:05.5

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course you can handle.

0:22.6

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:30.1

This is the world famous K-R-R-R-R.

0:33.8

All right, just after 8 o'clock here on the world famous KROQ, a decent morning to be locked in

0:40.2

because I believe we have more blocks of no doubt to look forward to at some point before we get the hell out of here.

0:45.9

And that will result in you winning a trip to Vegas to see the shows that kicked off last night at the Spear.

0:51.2

We'll make that happen for you.

0:53.3

And lots of other stuff to get into today as well

0:56.2

including Jared Freed stopping by he's in town for Netflix as a joke's got a big show coming

1:02.1

up I believe is he at the balasco yeah so he'll be stopping into the Krock studios got a book

1:08.6

out about red flags and dating and if you are single and you're asking yourself the question, why am I single? A lot of people who are single ask that question. How do all my loser friends have boyfriends, girlfriends, engaged to be married? Now, I'm single. We will try to answer that question together. Why are you single? That'll be coming up later this morning. Yeah, we'll tell you or he'll tell you because your friends won't. Yeah. And that's the thing.

1:29.4

It's like you have a friend circle that they know.

1:31.3

Yeah. That'll be coming up later this morning. Yeah, we'll tell you or he'll tell you because your friends won't.

1:28.4

Yeah.

1:28.7

And that's the thing.

1:29.4

It's like, you have a friend circle that they know. They're just not going to tell you. They'll say things like, I don't get it. You're such a catch. But everyone knows why you're single. So we'll get into that a little bit later. And also the question, how many weddings is too many? and that is hour because my my brother-in-law is coming

1:47.2

to town to stay with me this weekend because he is attending his cousin's third wedding

1:52.8

traveling across the country to go to someone's third wedding which seems extreme seems extreme though

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