So in the middle of last night's Mets Padres game, Tiki and I get the text messages.

Oh, when you're on TV.

It's automatic.

It's automatic.

When I go to a game with, you know, myself or some friends of mine, they don't show me.

Why would they?

But when Tiki's there, TV time.

Well, that's only because they knew S&Y, that is, that I was going to be on the show later that night. I saw that. Or Tickey's with Tuesdays with Tiki. So not only are you on S&Y every day Evan and Tiki 4 to 6, you also do Tuesdays with Tiki. That's right. We'll get to that later, too, because I cut that clip. But I still haven't heard what Gary, Keith, and Ron said about us.

Oh, I don't know either. So let's take a listen. Last night's Met game. Let's have a big lead. They're coming back from a commercial break, and they pop on the legendary running back Tiki Barber and the schmuck who scores Met Games. Kevin and Tiki, they work together, they're play together. They're at the ball game. What are you eating there? Evan. Evan is a lefty. Keeping score? What did you got going there? Are those fries? He's trying to talk and eat at the same time? That's never a good idea. I see the dosiques.

Well, they're off hours.

Yeah. We can't do that.

We're working.

Well, during the game.

Well, there's a lot there. First of all, Keith is very jealous of your dosakis.

Yes. And it was my dosiques, not Evans.

No, it was not. Evan doesn't immediately get to the ballpark and go by a tall boy like I did. No, that's a teaky thing. I missed it. Who's home run? Brett Beatty. I missed Brett Beatty's home run. Because we got there at the same time. But I missed it because I was getting a dosake. Was it worth it? Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Certainly after this. the same time, but I missed it because I was getting a dosaki. Was it worth it?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Especially after the traffic. Oh, no, I get it. Me too. I missed the top of the... I missed part of the bottom of the first thing, which sucked. So yes, Tiki had the dosakis. Yes, I am a lefty, which is a hard life. For anyone who's a lefty, it is not easy growing up as a lefty.

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