Hour 2: Doom Scrolling
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 12 November 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | it's time to doomscroll you don't know could kill the order of born in the only news that matters |
| 0:10.1 | with the most trusted name in the business this is headlines with slim fast on the church of laslo |
| 0:15.8 | yo yo well, the news. |
| 0:22.1 | Been a while since I've seen you guys. We already talked about the Chiefs. I mean, that's still the biggest story. And the Lions, too. We talked about the Lions as well. That was a big game on Sunday, and now we wait until... I don't know who plays on Thursday, but I'm getting low on funds, boys. I need to find something to win quick. The only thing I won this weekend was Laszlo's New Mexico State? |
| 0:20.6 | New Mexico. |
| 0:21.4 | Was it? |
| 0:21.6 | Was it New Mexico? |
| 0:22.4 | Mm-hmm. getting low on funds, boys. I need to find something to win quick. The only thing I won this weekend was Laszlo's New Mexico State? Was that it? Was it New Mexico? I won. I won like $95. Yeah, not too shabby. So I guess that kind of covered some of my other bets, but things have not been going well at all. So I need a winner on Thursday. Thursday will be good. No handball. |
| 0:54.7 | None of that other stuff. I'm just going to bet football, |
| 0:56.3 | like you said. You know it a little bit better. So you've got to come up with something for me before Thursday night. The Jansport backpack, everybody's owned at least one. Yeah? Sure. I'm sure. I don't even remember, but I'm sure I've had a Jansport backpack. I've got to not. Did you know that they invented the school backpack? |
| 0:53.0 | No. |
| 0:53.4 | I didn't either, but that sounds about right. |
| 0:54.8 | Champion invented the hoodie? |
| 0:56.3 | Yeah, okay. GANSport backpack. I got it or not. Did you know that they invented the school backpack? |
| 1:11.0 | No. I didn't either, but that sounds about right. Champion invented the hoodie. Yeah. Okay. It's one of those things you're like, okay, I believe it, but yeah, I didn't know it. Yeah, but I'll go with it. I guess before Jansport backpacks were a lot heavier, they were mostly made for kids in school didn't carry them around they were made for hiking and |
| 1:28.2 | stuff like that like those big packs that you see with the metal braces that's the kind of pack |
| 1:32.2 | that people thought when you said backpack jane sport created these lighter bags and then suddenly |
| 1:37.2 | they take off on college campuses and they take off on high school campuses and suddenly every kid |
| 1:41.7 | has to have a backpack that's the same guy who invented that it was i him and his wife. But the same guy who invented that also invented the kind of camping tent that if you were to ever go camping, which I don't. But I'm aware of the tents that people use when they go camping with the light poles. He invented that too, I guess. Before that, you like put the stakes in the ground. They made it seem like it was a lot more difficult. |
| 2:02.4 | So he invented this backpack for school and the tent. |
| 2:05.4 | Never heard of them until today. |
| 2:09.5 | Murray McCrory, he is dead. |
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